What a wild three weeks for the Stock Pimp. It all started back on the 14th on January when the Pimp and a few buddies decided to take the week off and head on down to Vegas.

Since I was up huge for January it was going to be one hell of a good time and it turned out even better.

One week in Vegas partying like pimps. My buddy pimped the poker tables for over $50,000 over a span of a few days. I wasn’t as fortunate.

We met some cats from the movie industry and ended up being invited to the Sundance Film Festival where we had a hell of a time. Hollywood cats party at a whole other level. Freaky bitches all over the place.

Since we were rolling in cash and had the craziest two weeks imaginable, there was no way we were going to go back home without prolonging the ride. Only one thing would top off the trip and that was the mother fucking SUPER BOWL.

Off we went. 

The coeds in Glendale were off the hook. If only I had gone to college……

The TRIEFCTA of freakiness was complete……Las Vegas gold diggers, Drugged out hollywood sluts, and sex-fueled college coeds in Arizone.

Three weeks and 13 lady friends later I’m back in my condo in Seattle. Time to catch up on my overdue bills and time to build up my depleted bank account.

 …..and maybe get tested.

This trip was the shit that dreams are made of. I can die happy now.

This one is in my top three as far as movies of all time go….

 Blow

Since my lazy ass never posted one on Saturday, I’m posting one today. If you haven’t seen this, you simply must.

City Of God 

The market felt like it had PMS today.

I’m net to the long side but will be taking profits and adding to either fxp which I rebought a starter position in today at 70 or TWM.

I’m done trading today so I’m long DSX, SPWR, NMX, DRYS, LVS, AMZN and FXP. Everything is in the green except for FXP but with an hour to go they may all be bankrupt by the end of the day.

Let’s take a break from the chaos and debate something that’s actually relevant:

Who’d ya rather doggy-style?

Contestant #1: Kim

Contestant #2: Megan

Contestant #3: Katie

As for me, I’d spend Friday with Kim, Saturday with Megan and the rest of the damn week with Katie.

I sold off my FXP at the open, couldn’t fuckin’ comprehend how Asia was up as much as it was and felt that just spelled trouble for shorts in that area.

I will look to repurchase at some point but for now, FXI held up really strong the past few days. I was waiting it to break but it wasn’t having none of it.

I also was burned on BIDU this morning thinking it will reverse into the green and follow China’s lead but it decided not to play. Would up selling when it broke 330 and then didn’t want to revenge trade it.

However on the bright side, I went long DSX, SPWR, NMX, NYX, YHOO & LDK today. Also played FSLR at 210 which I blew out at 233. Only problem was that I only played with 75 shares on that one. Fuck me.

Speaking of fuck me?

closed my 100 Jan 7.50 puts of CFC today for a profit of over 10 ghees.

Just holding FXP right now (FXI will get denied by its 20 day at 173)

Lovely!

Eastern Promises

Fuck, no posts all week. Sorry about that. Didn’t feel like posting and posting “live trades” is kind of tiresome so I don’t think I’ll be doing that.

I had a killer week being biased to the short side and the portfolio closed the week at $89,784. I’ll be taking around $4000 out.

Most notable of my trades were swing and day trades in N, WYNN, SKF, LDK, TWM & FXP.

I didn’t over trade which was nice but I also sold too early most times. Ah well, shit is alright.

My other source of trading was buying puts in AAPL, FSLR, WFR, SPWR & NTRI. Net-Net all that probably broke about even which really wasn’t worth the risk.

I am now holding 400 FXP (which I’m up $710 on), 500 TWM (up $1570) and 500 WYNN (down $235).

Also my crazy spec play right now is holding 100 CFC 7.50 Jan Puts (down $1000 on because my dumb ass paid $0.45 for that shit).

Reasoning on those is that should the market continue it’s decline and CFC break it’s lows, there’s a good chance those will end up in the money. Other story line on CFC is that should there be any hints of the company going under in the next week or two, than by the stock could trade as low as $2-$3 thus making those puts worth $50,000. Long shot for sure but worth the risk as things stand right now.

I’ll hopefully find some time to look over charts this weekend and maybe post some. If not, enjoy the break.

Happy belated Christmas.

Invite some friends……

….and watch a classic.

The Usual Suspects

Enjoy your Friday night.